Your Weekend Justice #213: Podcasting is No Longer a Crime, It’s the National Sport!

Hugo Drax with fingers steepled from Moonraker

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that expects the skies of Florida to be filled with zeppelins any day now.

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Agenda:

  • Recommending movies for Cosette
  • The Hills Have Diapers
  • Florida, Evil Empire of Rox
  • Where to get orange juice in Washington D.C.
  • Governmental key parties
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    Your Weekend Justice #180: Capuchin Keggers at the Abandoned Laundry

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that stars the crimefighting child-like miscreants that were once devised by Franklin W. Dixon to stars in books to be used to punish bad little boys and girls who spent too much time in front of the television. Little did the Stratemeyer crew know what they were unleashing upon the world…

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    Trapper John MD

    Agenda:

  • Dumping the cyber British lady
  • Ranking sports. Plus drugs and marriage and laws!
  • Jon and Serv reveal [REDACTED] and the secret of [REDACTED]
  • Serv gets in a word edgewise. Or four.
  • Spazhouse Mystery Hour!
  • Remembering John Denver. And brownies.
  • Eagle Scout benefits
  • Rox on patrol!
  • World War Z and That One Guy
  • Skyfall (SPOILERS)
  • American Horror Story (mild SPOILERS)
  • Anne Frank, Nazi Hunter
  • Replacement Elmos
  • Walking Dead (heavy SPOILERS)
  • Misguiding Light
  • Boardwalk Empire (slightly bulky SPOILERS)
  • Rob’s Movie Festival Report
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #153! In an Adventure With Scientists!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that will take scientists over misfits any damn day of the week. It also eschews Misfits of Science. For the record. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Chow Yun Fat lighting a cigarette with burning money

    Agenda:

  • Serv and the Hot Box
  • This Old House with Jon & Serv
  • Ed McMahon vs. mold
  • Don’t go on the roof, for the love of God
  • Scott’s new meds
  • Aaron seeks a new sponsor
  • Hard-on Smurf Town
  • Alcohol report
  • Coffee and scotch adventures!
  • Where the good dumpsters are
  • Scotchology!
  • Shackleton ale!
  • Rox’s penguin army
  • Prometheus
  • Rob Cobbgasm!
  • Hunger Games vs. John Carter
  • Movie posters
  • RoboCast!
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    SOPA: How to Turn Their Big Bad Weapon Against Them

    Congress

    So. SOPA is happening (Wikipedia, which is always right, definition here; latest madness about it here). I will be amazed if it doesn’t get passed. And before I tell you what my reaction is, I would urge you to read my rationale behind it before you get pissed off and leave. But the beauty of it is, you are free to do so. But honestly, stick around. What I have to say might interest you.

    My reaction is: fine. Do it.

    Still with me? Good. Here’s why I say that.

    The only line I remember from Gene Wilder’s show Something Wilder was this: “The problem with bad taste is that you can’t explain it to someone who has it.” And the problem with dealing with unreasonable people is that reasonable people–and I would include both you and I in that–have trouble fathoming where the unreasonable person is coming from. Because we have a distinct disconnect between reasonable and unreasonable. And we, being reasonable, don’t understand that some people simply cannot be reasoned with.

    But here’s the truth. Some people simply cannot be reasoned with. The best way I have found to get unreasonable people to realize you’re right is to simply give them what they want. Even if–and especially if–you, being reasonable, know that what they think they want isn’t, ultimately, what they want.

    Are you following me here? Let me give you an example from my own life. Stay with me. I promise, I’m saying all this for a reason.

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    Your Weekend Justice #130: “Research”

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that will bum rush you, but only in the classical sense. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Jackee from 227

    Agenda:

  • Aaron’s bum rush
  • Meet facial hair
  • Opens with a BOMBSHELL
  • Going in and out
  • What’s weird
  • The O Face sound…revealed!
  • Ruining Aaron’s daily routine
  • The perfect gift
  • What’s under the table?
  • The Rhythm Method
  • New Streets of Rage soundtrack
  • Introductions: A New Scent
  • Doctor Who rant…at last
  • Leighverse version of Doctor Who
  • Mischief and hatred
  • Torchwood and suckitude
  • Leigh’s swallowing story
  • (more…)