Your Weekend Justice #224: Coffee and the Euphemism Motherlode

Dance the Kung Fu

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that dares to completely sully the name of its own damn website. Go figure.

Note: Please excuse random and brief noises. Not sure where they came from. Maybe it’s all in my head.

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Your Weekend Justice #222: Panhandling on a Tilt-Shifted Porn Set

Krampus Sweater

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that is the one thing that we have up on John Waters.

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Your Weekend Justice #216: Lay Off the Twinkies, Godzilla

Medea statue

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that’s inspiring people to hide in their shelters for years and years now.

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Your Weekend Justice #213: Podcasting is No Longer a Crime, It’s the National Sport!

Hugo Drax with fingers steepled from Moonraker

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that expects the skies of Florida to be filled with zeppelins any day now.

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Agenda:

  • Recommending movies for Cosette
  • The Hills Have Diapers
  • Florida, Evil Empire of Rox
  • Where to get orange juice in Washington D.C.
  • Governmental key parties
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    Stuff You Need to Know: Comic-Con Fallout Edition

    Very quickly, because some of us have lives…the high points from this past weekend. The stuff you actually do need to know. More fallout, I’m certain, is coming. Sort of like winter. But the fallout won’t take several books. Count on it.

    Batman-Superman Movie logo

  • Before you get all excited about World’s Finest (or whatever they end up calling it), just remember: we’ve been here before. And the fact that they’re doing this instead of Man of Steel 2 and then leading on into Justice League says to me that they have very little confidence in the road they’re on. Also, Christian Bale said he was out–but that might just be him asking for more money. Who knows? Regardless, it is way too early to start lining up for it. Fancy logo or not. Source.
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