Your Weekend Justice #228: The Further Adventures of Lucky Goldstar

Hickory Farms

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that is gigantic compared to Leigh. But then again, most things are.

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Your Weekend Justice #160: Non-Creepy Hugs and Sandwiches

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that believes the children are our future. And that is why we are all so thoroughly doomed. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Village of the Damned

Agenda:

  • Impromptu Spanish lesson and the Roxserv
  • Responsible coaster usage
  • Irresponsible degree usage
  • Porcine humblebrag redux
  • Sociopathic kids
  • Leigh turns the podcast into a cookie infomercial
  • Vitamin cast!
  • Dark Shadows questions
  • Mad Men/Dark Shadows crossover!
  • Box office discussion leads to bullet trains
  • Game of Thrones catch-up!
  • Hobo how-tos!
  • Bet on the sharks
  • Finding Bigfoot and hemp
  • Gold Rush in space
  • The Year of Chicks With Bows
  • The Donut Connection
  • Strapping kids to cars
  • Television round-up
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    Top 10 Things We’d Like to See Liam Neeson Fight Next

    Liam Neeson, Badass

    Liam Neeson is badass. This might be news to some, but not to me. I remember Rob Roy, where, among other things, he and Tim Roth engaged in one of the best on-screen swordfights of all time. If only the bad guys in Taken had gotten the memo. Regardless, some time in the past few years Neeson has become the go-to badass when you need something fought. He’s fought his own memory, he’s fought Batman, he’s even fought George Lucas’ lack of directorial skill. He even helped make The A-Team worth watching. And now the question of “What if we combined Taken and The Edge?” appears to have been answered with the new trailer for The Grey, in which Neeson is fighting wolves and wilderness.

    Here, check it out…
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    Halloween Movie Night No. 11: The Last Shark

    Last Shark aka Great White

    We play with the sub-genre off and on a lot, but Movie Night No. 11 is officially When Animals Attack night. That’s the theme and we’re sticking with it. And we’re going basic this time, with nothing terribly exotic like killer krill or lethal ladybugs. No, it’s time for a good old fashioned killer shark movie. It’s The Last Shark otherwise known as Great White otherwise known as the film that was so close to Jaws it got itself sued.

    No, seriously…apparently Universal handed this Italian film its ass, got it blocked from North American release and it’s never seen an official Region 1 release…of any kind. So it has some appeal in that standpoint as well. And that explains the subtitles on this one…but since this is so rare and weird that I hadn’t heard of it until I went poking around…I’ll allow it.

    We got here as follows: last year, it was Horrors of Spider Island. The year prior, it was The Giant Claw. And in 2007, it was Tarantula.
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    Your Weekend Justice #79: Sharks With Hands

    It’s among you even now: another episode of Weekend Justice. Diabolically devised to entertain you at the end of your work week. It’s the equivalent of coming up from deep water slowly to avoid the bends. Please note: this podcast is profane, politically incorrect and just all around incorrect. It’s flat wrong. Listen at your own risk.

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    Jetpacks will turn your legs to glass

    Agenda:

    • Poppy revisited
    • The Ritter family
    • Network television
    • Scott flips out over Sherlock
    • British vs. American television
    • Law & Order
    • Anime and series
    • Scott takes care of things
    • Caffeine addicts
    • Doctors’ signatures
    • Piranha 3D
    • Shellac your coconut halves
    • Rox’s scene!
    • The syphilis metaphor
    • Jerry Zucker
    • The Woman in Black
    • Wuthering Heights
    • The Haunting of Hill House
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