Your Weekend Justice #198: Son, Never Mind Them Brakes

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that’s locked in a basement and singing the same song over and over and over.

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Convoy on 45

Agenda:

  • Beware the centaur poop. Plus, Aaron steals Jon’s material.
  • Jon vs. Gin
  • Rob, calling in from the 12th Dimension
  • Viva Mexico!
  • Who was Mole Man in the hotel room and why?
  • The worth of $300 back in the day
  • DreamCon leads off the podcast. Mostly.
  • Why has Kim’s voice gotten so deep?
  • Living in a post-Sharknado world
  • Pacific Rim
  • Scott uses his mic to freak out Aaron (not a euphemism)
  • Why Kidlet is a lost cause (albeit probably due to malnutrition)
  • Defending Battlefield Earth and other supposedly horrible films
  • Rob’s The Way Way Back review
  • In praise of Sam Rockwell
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #196: Valar Portcullis

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that didn’t go back in time just to see what giant tortoises actually taste like…until it did, and now it has. It’s one of those timey whimey yummy tummy sort of things. You know.

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    Brad Pitt from 12 Monkeys

    Agenda:

  • PNG and graphical hipsters
  • Sam Jackson, brewmeister and keeper of graphic info
  • Ed needs to see a doctor about his Lower Third
  • Everybody uses GIFs? If everybody jumped off a bridge, would you etc. etc.?
  • Widge’s mic is possessed by images. It made even less sense at the time.
  • ScottC, possessed by Barry White
  • The Magic Mike
  • The world’s most popular Irish podcaster returns!
  • Game of Thrones post-mortem!
  • Arya, major asskicker
  • How to rock on the Iron Throne and ideas for the Westeros Theme Park
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #124: Podcast Entropy!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that’s careening towards the heat death of the podcastverse. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Sniper Jesus

    Agenda:

  • Rox and Scott agree! To the shelters!
  • Captain America
  • Inevitable Sky Captain rant!
  • Kinderhostel!
  • Game board movies
  • Tim Burton‘s Sorry!
  • Jon’s joke insertion
  • Munchkin joke
  • Star Wars, Evel Knievel and copyright
  • Widge, frustrated gamer
  • Virgin olive oil vs. experienced
  • Scott’s school update
  • Rox’s lack of vision
  • Licking and dust bunnies
  • David Lynch, You Know For Kids
  • The Magic Treehouse of Pron
  • WTF dickbats?
  • Alcohol report
  • Fictional places to live
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #119: Love and Pineapple Juice

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that obscures your sky. So you can stay home. Yeah, you’re welcome. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Eye in the Sky: Alan Parsons Project

    Agenda:

  • U.S. = reception
  • Aaron lives in Angle Inn
  • Wildfire, or so they called her
  • New excuse for getting off of work
  • Rox lervs Derren Brown
  • Charo IS Starro
  • I Dream of Leigh
  • Jon vs. Kraken!
  • Aborted alcohol report
  • Rox’s skull vs. a baseball bat
  • Rob Zombie vs. Woolite
  • Billy Joel reference
  • NippleTalk!
  • Aaron’s X-Men berating
  • Jon’s kids’ Gulliver’s Travels review
  • Aaron vs. The Bangles
  • War of the Michaels
  • Comic books
  • Peanuts in Rox’s universe
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #117: That Something’s-On-Fire Kind of Smoke

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that gives you more take home assignments than any other. No other podcast gives you more screwed up things to think about…guaranteed. Anyway, this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Basic CB Radio Guide

    Agenda:

  • CB radio, drugs and hookers
  • Rox and ways to die
  • The Worst Species Ever
  • Bees. The fuckers!
  • Bee rapture!
  • Vulcans! The fuckers!
  • Happy birthday ESPN
  • The Russians and c*ck
  • Tunguska–explained!
  • Widge’s head vs. The Gulf of Mexico
  • Stan Lee, zombie
  • Stephen King and zombies
  • Doctor Who companions…post-trauma
  • Doctor Who bitching
  • Weirdo ancient history with dogs
  • Welcome to Scott’s Mind
  • How dogs drink
  • (more…)