Your Weekend Justice #232: A Julia Roberts of Raptors

Majestic Deer

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…the podcast that knows jokes are better when you don’t have to explain them…so it doesn’t ever explain itself. At all. Ever.

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DragonCon 2011: Make the Bad Men Stop II

Make the Bad Men Stop II from DragonCon 2011

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Our bookended panels for DragonCon–our annual Make the Bad Men Stop madness for the X-Track–which began with this post, now ends with this one. It’s the last day of Con, so we were very happy to be A) in a room jam packed with an audience ready to party and 2) they were as loopy as we were. Thanks to Jon and Tuffley (both of them recorded this mayhem).

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Your Weekend Justice #99: The Parcel at Hobo Lake

It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that is never on the right side of the door, at least as far as it’s concerned. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Hobo Panda!

Agenda:

  • Rox: Axe Artist!
  • Hobo Batman!
  • Leigh vs. Siegfried & Roy
  • Leigh understands bopping…at last
  • Leigh sticks the landing
  • Cylon Dion!
  • The Gymnast!
  • KIDS, Inc. terrifying sing-along
  • Pixelated cocks
  • Barn raising
  • How Waffle House equals civilization
  • Jesus Chicken on Sunday?
  • Tool Wine!
  • Alcohol Report
  • Mead!
  • Height jokes and garden gnomes
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Your Weekend Justice #71: Muddling Through

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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sexy mint julep

Agenda:

  • Leigh vs. zombie Aaron
  • Widge’s knifeplay
  • Jamaican green ginger wine from Jamaica
  • Aaron explains France
  • Jon vs. Hellpuppy Kora
  • Peeing
  • Penis Thief!
  • Spazhouse anniversary!
  • Art scavenger hunt
  • Graffiti mafia!
  • Exit Through the Gift Shop
  • Bill Nye, revisited
  • Din’s Pokyball
  • Mint julep cups
  • Penis-free!
  • Jon’s muddler
  • Mint julep and mojitos
  • Sims update?
  • Crouching Tiger Syndrome
  • Ang Lee Spoilers!
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Win The Day The Earth Stood Still on DVD!

Day The Earth Stood Still remake DVD cover art

So this remake is out on a three-disc set from Fox. As for the trailer, we’ve already discussed that here, so enjoy. We’ve got three copies of the set to give away thanks to our friends at Fox–so if you want to win, do this: enter using the form below. Enter once a day even, as though a giant robot were looking over your shoulder. And you can enter all our contests once a day. We draw your name out of the prize sombrero at the end of the contest, you win. So good luck.

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