Your Weekend Justice #184: Two Tables Flipped For Your Face

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is waiting for the spaceship to arrive and take it to safety as the world ends. It’s not here yet but we expect it at any moment. Honest.

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Spider-Man Sheets

Agenda:

  • Stop bothering Rox with your last minute crap Xmas gift ideas
  • The danger of Amazon Prime
  • The evil of raisins
  • Fun with Instagram
  • Cat butt coffee ale!
  • Leigh vs. gravity and the death of keyboards
  • The Hobbit and hotness
  • Kids and fandom
  • Aaron Sorkin, making people sad
  • Spazhouse: The Barbershop
  • Angela Lansbury, not dead
  • The Flaming Keyboard
  • French Cumberbatch
  • Rox’s search for cake
  • The Search for Star Trek Sex Toys
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that cannot be replaced by any simple smartphone app, no matter how hard you goddamn programmers try.

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    Burl Ives

    Agenda:

  • That thing in The Mexico
  • What you wear for self-deprecation
  • The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon is Zombie Food
  • Disco on wheels, plus seizures
  • Technical Podcast Hell
  • In defense of Samsung
  • Scott’s perfectly timed exercise question
  • Motivational apps
  • Email and the Arrow of Time
  • The benefit of canes…and dishonor
  • White chocolate baby heads
  • Advent calendar idea
  • Hello shingles
  • Hobbit Syndrome
  • (more…)

    Your Weekend Justice #75: Eating Bunnies With Viggo

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Viggo! by Rox of Spazhouse

    Agenda:

    • Boutelle Spa
    • Romania vs. Cthulhu
    • Dark Codpiece! Wait, no, Dirk Codpiece.
    • Donald Sinden in drag
    • Din vs. Rome
    • Irish Leigh
    • Inception
    • The trouble with IMAX
    • 3-D
    • Harry Potter! in 3-D!
    • Ranger Rendezvous
    • Tolkien and details
    • Viggo hatred
    • Julia Roberts
    • Group therapy
    • Din and her lady bits
    • Night of the Comet
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    The Two Towers (2002) – Movie Review

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers movie poster

    Written by: Philippa Boyens, Peter Jackson, Stephen Sinclair & Frances Walsh, based on the novel by J.R.R. Tolkien
    Directed by: Peter Jackson
    Starring: Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom

    My Advice: Matinee

    The second installment in the adaptation of Tolkien’s trilogy has arrived–and everybody is in deep orc manure. Frodo and Sam (Wood and Astin) are still on their way to Mordor, being stalked by the lovable, huggable Gollum (voiced by Andy Serkis). Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli (Mortensen, Bloom and John Rhys-Davies) are still on the track of the other two hobbits, Merry and Pippin (Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd), who got snatched up by the Uruk–which are, as you might recall, ostensibly orcs on PCP. All of this to try and stop Saruman (Christopher Lee) from tag-teaming with Sauron to kick the ass of Middle Earth.

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