Tag - holy crap

Siphon Coffee: Brewing With a $20K Machine

A Japanese siphon bar is apparently some kind of crazed alchemical machine. It brews coffee in a way that the owners of the thing talk up as being so good it sounds like a cross between enlightenment and an orgasm. (And sadly, no, those two...

Cloverfield Monster? It’s Named...

So no, that is not a possible picture of the Cloverfield monster. You can find that over at MovieWeb. That is a random Japanese monster. We didn’t reproduce any of the real art here because I know some folks hate spoilers. You’re...

Tim Storms

Winners of the Vocal Limbo Competition

Anyone who’s met me or just heard me talk (my apologies) knows that when it comes to my voice, I talk “tenor.” So I was a bit surprised when, in high school, I was a second bass in choir. Now, for those who don’t know...

Mark Malkoff, Lord of the Manhattan Starbucks

It takes a very special human being to get to the point where even we, the staff at Needcoffee.com, must simply stand back and say, "Dude, you are fucked." But yes, we bestow this honor upon Mark Malkoff, who created a short film.

Your Day Could Be Worse: Candiru…...

Yes, the candiru: this is the fish who swims into your *sound of a slide whistle*, pops out some spines and just makes itself at home. Until it perishes, of course, and needs surgery to be removed.

Glorious Revolution Aquatic Training Update

I thought I should let all of you know that the training for the Aquatic Strike Force continues with fantastic success. Replacing the less effective seals with tigers was definitely the way to go.

Lamborghini coffee maker

Lamborghini Does Coffee: I Just Hope...

Man, this thing is...gorgeous. Go here to check out the full deal. It's mostly black, a limited edition of 1000, mostly black, all of them handmade...and it only costs $1750. So your best bet is to find someone and steal one of their kidneys.

Tag Fog!

Simply because we can, and it looks ludicrous, we’ve created a page for our complete tag fog, where you can browse all the tags used on the site, in alphabetical order, with the size and color changing according to how often...