Tag - Dindrane has a posse

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War on Terrorism or Glorious Revolution?

The US Government is investigating using trained wasps in the war on terrorism, but as we all know, if a wasp is protecting his home, he does not need to be trained, and is already ready for taking part in the Glorious Revolution. Of course...

Da, We Have No Bananas

We are so lucky these days. We have genetic engineering and cybernetics to make our super-soldiers. But Soviet dictator Stalin had none of this in 1926. So what to do? Breed men with monkeys, that’s what. Of course, the project...

Odds and Ends for 12-22-2005

Art sold via vending machine? Nice. And there’s one in Atlanta, too. Even nicer. “Ejectable Head” is such a kickass name for a band. Want those little silver balls you use to decorate cookies and such? If you’re in...

Revolution Cavalry on the Way

Scientists have been hard at work unraveling the secrets of Mammoth DNA, for the express purpose of cloning them and enabling the cavalry of the Glorious Revolution. Now we just have to get those lemurs trained with the lances. Image lifted...

Hamster Rangers, OO-RAH

Are you read for…The Big Red One: Hamster Stylee? The Revolution marches onward, as Ikarus perfects the hamster helicopter, allowing our hard-working and hard-training hamster brethren to assume their role in my Imperial Air Force...

And The Mellisae Shall Lead the Glorious...

I’ve been training them, and they are almost ready. Soon, my apistic brethren will be able to perfectly recognize the faces of those who have not been found Worthy, even for days if necessary, until they can be tracked, and deal with...

Odds and Ends for 12-1-2005

Fear this: an explosion of projectiles from the sawed-off shotgun that is the Net. Booyah. You take 25HP damage. Gregory Peck’s Walk of Fame star is stolen. Such disrepect for the dead…can the remake of To Kill a Mockingbird be...

Otters 1, Cali 0

In a dramatic turn of events, forcibly expatriated otter-American Phoky has heroicly returned to the warm and wonderful waters of his people: “This concept of taking animals and putting them in one place and expecting them to stay...

Buffalo Goes Walkabout, Humans Freak

Officials at the Ross Park Zoo in Idaho are uncertain how the buffalo escaped from its pen, but it took them several hours to find him several miles away, roaming around the little pink houses of suburbia. Apparently, the Fish and Game folks...

When Titans Clash!

What happens when a Burmese python tries to swallow an alligator? Hint: it ain’t pretty. Clearly this was an attempt at insurgency against Dindrane’s growing power. But who is behind this? And what are their aims? Hmmm…