It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…we sort out the archives, with this gem, recorded in 1823.
Episode #85 for Killer Elite, in which our protagonist tries to make some sort of mixed metaphor thing about cars and seas, is happy to see DeNiro acting the badass again, and doesn’t mention Clive Owen‘s pornstache out of respect for the man.
Written & Directed by: Michael Davis
Starring: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Greg Bryk
Review: DUDE!! Clive Owen kills two people with carrots! CARROTS!! I always approve of killing with unconventional weaponry. But when you do it with something that’s normally healthy for you, the irony factor comes in, and it’s a masterpiece.
Time: 14 seconds