Stuff You Need to Know: RZA to Direct the Original Khan

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John Wayne as Genghis Khan

'Who did you say is directing? Whoa.'

Yes, sorry, we’ve been away…but we’ve been trapped down in this hellhole with rats, a huge hole in the floor and a pendulum. Long story. Anyway, here’s the gist: a lot of sites try to turn a bunch of press releases into blog posts and articles. You wind up reading 500 words to find out some start from The CW is now the tertiary lead in Saw XIV. Not here. We distill all of that stuff into an info smoothie that you can suck down in one sitting and get on with your life. Enjoy.

(If you do enjoy, stuff that we cite here as up and coming or of interest–if you’re going to buy it from Amazon anyway, if you do it through our links, we get kickbacks. Thanks in advance for your support.)

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    Your Weekend Justice #173: The Applebees Gambit

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to go clubbing with you. But you know…not clubbing-clubbing.

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    Weekend Justice 173

    Agenda:

  • Harry Caray, RIP. Or Yoda. RIP. Or…never mind. No idea.
  • Sneaking in the sports portion of the show
  • Who is surprised that Rox knows hockey? A: No One.
  • Magic for sale
  • Alcohol report
  • It’s called Club what?
  • Tambourining to Faith No More
  • Dishonorable discharges
  • Marvel Max’s Hannah Montana
  • Battlestar Galactica warnings
  • Retro arcade musings
  • DisneyQuest!
  • Pinball machines
  • The Marion, Ohio Commando Gambit
  • Rox vs. the cuckoo clock
  • The Slow Anti-Rat Invasion (Doctor Who SPOILERS)
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Remembering the Art Theatre
  • Porno for the Atari 2600
  • Grading systems, scam we wish we had thought of
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    Your Weekend Justice #114: Naptime is Terror Time!

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to flash you on chat roulette. Or make you put all your money on red. Or both. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. The only man alive who could take this podcast unscathed…is Rutger Hauer. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Gun show

    Agenda:

  • Steve
  • The gun show
  • Exorcist Babies!
  • Rox vs. Fisher King
  • Chat Roulette?
  • Rox vs. Mr. Lizard
  • Leigh vs. technology
  • Packing and drinking
  • Sleeping in the car
  • Happy hour at Starbucks
  • Jon’s bowel movements
  • Cosette vs. Transformers
  • A paucity of Starbucks
  • Doctor Who vs. Scooby-Doo
  • Sandal innuendos
  • Scott and too much information about shaving
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    Your Weekend Justice #102: It’s a Mixing Board. In Space.

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that won’t stop FedExing ferrets to you. At work. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    I Heart You Peeps

    Agenda:

    • The Irish Prince
    • Free stuff in cereal boxes
    • Florida politics
    • Leigh vs. mead
    • Vagina Peeps
    • Din and school supplies
    • Widge vs. his beer
    • Award discussions
    • Rox’s sketch winner
    • Euphemisms and mythology
    • Tatas in India
    • Din’s answer to Hooters
    • Leigh’s doctor visit
    • Book sculptures
    • Din’s Dog Latin version of UNKLE
    • Death of the Heroes
    • Don’t upgrade!
    • The Girl Who Cried Euphemism
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    Your Weekend Justice #59: Your Arms Too Short to Box With Señor Wences

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. Or even cardboard boxes. Nothing. Nobody. Got it?

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    Senor Wences

    Agenda:

    • Smishing
    • Ulysses
    • Din has a shocking revelation
    • ScottC, student
    • Cramp!
    • Leigh’s…condition
    • Gold Rush
    • “Feeling Creepy”
    • Art discussion (Garfunkel and also not)
    • Aaron, Exit Stage Left
    • The Name of the Din
    • The At Symbol…and You
    • Time Lost ScottC
    • Worst séance ever
    • Kim in Latin
    • Tuffley’s musical instrument gift
    • Hunting Ramen
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