700 Bands: 561 – 570

700 Bands

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561. I Knew 6000 Lunatics.
Via Graham Linehan (@Glinner) and this book.

562. Karl Marx Handjob.
Via Warren Ellis (@WarrenEllis).

563. Abraham Lincoln at the Denny’s.

564. The Omelet of Broken Hopes.

565. Nasty Things Behind the Fridge.
Via Dom.

566. The Dangerous Xylophone.

567. High Definition Television Snow.

568. Someone Stole My Shins.

569. Yes, That’s My Real Forehead.

570. The Saints of Artificial Sweetner.

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700 Bands: 551 – 560

700 Bands

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551. Mugwump Sassafras.
Imagine the Spare Ass Annie album, but if William S. Burroughs had paired up with a bluegrass band instead of the Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy.

552. Kentuckygeddon.

553. Dragons With a Shiv.

554. Alan Moore’s Wisdom Tooth.
Via Dom.

555. Glandular Scarecrow.

556. War With Pistachios.
From @Trelvix.

557. Picnic With the Norse Gods.

558. I’m So Happy You’re on Fire.

559. Armored Slugs.
I’m not sure why, but it’s like Emerson Lake & Palmer mixed with Spike Jones.

560. Chandelier of Meat.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 541 – 550

700 Bands

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541. Uncle Warren and the Udders of Science.
Inspired by the man himself.

542. Hot Dongle Action.
From the @Miss Destructo. Imagine the song “Lapdance” but put through a nerdcore filter. Yes.

543. The House of Teeth.
Taken from an episode of The Goon Show.

544. Spoonboy and Mama Jane.

545. Godzilla vs. The Kittens.
All I can think of “Kaiju Shirt Tales.” Run with that. Taken from the mind of @ncguk.

546. Unicorns & Chainsaws.
From @Ben Templesmith. I’m thinking all of your favorite theme music and commercial music from toys for girls of the 80s as covered by GWAR.

547. Pop Rocks and Mead.

548. A Stack of Keytars.
The Most Awesome 80stastic Cover Band Ever.

549. The Ostrich Hates Me.

550. My Heart, the Abandoned Refrigerator.
Combine the sprawl of Godspeed You! Black Emperor and the style of P.D.Q. Bach.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 531 – 540

700 Bands

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531. Den of Street Date Liars.

532. Fourteen Pounds of Buzz.
Taken from this, thanks to Lee Unkrich.

533. Pre-Frontal Cortex.
Thanks to Valerie D’Orazio and her Twitter.

534. Lycanthro-Pope & the Holy Howlers.
Provided by The Mighty J.

535. Tampering in God’s Lo Mein.

536. Jam Toast Hat.
From Graham Linehan via Twitter.

537. Sharpie Fantastic.

538. Thimbleful of Sad.

539. Infamous Flesh.

540. Physics Hookers.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: Entries 521 – 530

700 Bands

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521. Chekov’s Dustoff.
As pointed out by the illustrious Prof. Hodgman.

522. Dueling Harvey Fiersteins.
Warning: could result in an injunction.

523. The Edible Puppets.
Thanks to writeplayrepeat for coming up with this while I was menacing people with a singing sandwich. Please note: it is not Oedipal Puppets, which is something completely different.

524. Love is an Arsonist.

525. Everybody Loves Raymond Publick.

526. Bag of Wet Cats.
Another one from Prof. Hodgman.

527. Hip Deep in Trolls.
I don’t know why I want this to be a hip-hop band about role playing. Imagine TSR mixed with 2 Skinnee Js.

528. Infected Hominy.
From Rox.

529. Fear of a Blue Whang.

530. Neil’s Insufferable Bees.
Found at James Kennedy’s place by way of The Neil.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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