700 Bands: 611 – 620

700 Bands

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611. Omnipotent Porksword.
Based on the twitterings of Uncle Warren and the meanderings of penis-enhancing spam.

612. Hope Abattoir.
From a recent episode of Charlie Brooker’s You Have Been Watching. I imagine a goth poetry version of The Monster Engine except instead of translating little kids’ monster art into fully realized art, it’s taking the depressed meandering poetry of adolescents and turning them into full-blown spoken word/Goth music performance pieces. Seriously. Hope Abattoir is the name of both the band and lead singer.

613. God’s Banana.
I’m just thinking all your favorite religious songs as interpreted by The Polyphonic Spree if it had been founded by Frank Zappa. Reminded of this by Ben Templesmith.

614. Ianto Jihad.

615. Vance and the Viking Tacos.
From Steven G. Saunders.

616. Big Audio Violence.

617. Nabisco Brainserver.
From the Madman himself.

618. Plagued by Outdoors.

619. Deadly Cartoon Universe.
From our friend and yours, Prof. Gibson. I envision this as bits of Hanna-Barbera music performed by a heavy band with a lot of horns, like classic The Urge.

620. Poison Agnes.

New band names up for grabs now until we get done. Because it’s time to be done already.

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700 Bands: 601 – 610

700 Bands

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601. Random Vanilla Boobs.
I have no idea. Ask Dom.

602. International House of Drunkcakes.
From the mind of Miss Destructo.

603. The Kangaroo Wing Dings.
No, seriously.

604. Call the Plumber, My Shower is Evil.

605. Hello Kitty Dress-up Wolves.
Brilliant from Rikki Simons.

606. Aleister Crowley’s Chiropractor (and Friends).
A.C.C. is one guy and the roster of his backing musicians changes with each album. Imagine Peeping Tom if it was fronted by Weird Al instead of Mike Patton.

607. Are You Awake at the Wheel?
Taken from here.

608. This is the War Room.

609. The God-like Walrus Quartet.
I’m not sure, but imagine Frank Zappa covering the works of Paul Winter.

610. Reaper’s Dozen.
Again, uncertain, but I just imagine a bluegrass Blue Oyster Cult cover band.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 591 – 600

700 Bands

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591. The Peanuts of Pathos.

592. Steampunk Quincy M.E.

593. Devastator’s Testicles.
Source. Found via BillCorbett and Agent M.

594. My Third Eye Wears a Monocle.

595. Where Nostrils Go to Die.

596. The Joey Boca Experience.

597. If We Keep Picking at This, It Will Never Heal.

598. Milkbones for Cerberus.

599. The Windmill Don Quixote Revenge Squad.

600. The Cousin of All Fears.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 581 – 590

700 Bands

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581. Woo Hoo Sutra.

582. Moses Bachman.

583. Blood and Pudding.

584. Your Demented Oyster.

585. The Gods of Simon Le Bon.

586. The Agenda That Didn’t Come.

587. Form of Bleach.

588. Shocked by Lack of Cleveland.
From Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett).

589. Grocery Shopping in Lithuania.
From Toby B.

590. I Don’t Want My Daughter to Marry An American.
From Graham Linehan (@glinner).

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 571 – 580

700 Bands

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571. The Sons of Splenda.
Via Jon of The Unique Geek (@jonboutelle).

572. Casually Askance.
Via HTQ4 (@htq4).

573. The Wanting Nihilists.

574. Kangaroo Ball Love.
Blame Cabin Fever.

575. The Fuckugly Stepsisters.
Via Dom. A punk band, all-male who dress in terrible drag and play brain-thudding songs about fairy tales from the perspectives of the “villains” of the stories.

576. Right Click to Tab.
From The Hanging Brain.

577. Amos Friendly and his Amazing Prehensile Ear Lobes.

578. IOL (Instant On Lighting).
Taken from one of the few good moments from the Arthur sequel that didn’t actually happen. The band is basically ELO but on a terribly tight budget.

579. Childhood May Contain Mullets.
From @missdestructo here.

580. The Secret Name of My Pancreas.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

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