700 Bands: 56-65

700 Bands

The madness continues. For more information, go here.

56. Ragtimenarok.
Jazz like it’s the end of the world.

57. Angry White Honky.

58. The Lazy Kumquats.

59. Chicken Salad Symphonia.

60. The Lillian V. Mountweazel Experience.

61. The Clouseau Twins
Imagine the Cocteau Twins except Peter Sellers is the lead singer.

62. Lucy and the Kite-Eating Trees.

63. The Mighty Trash Heep.

64. Welcome to Endsville.

65. The Illegal Mattress Tags

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700.

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700 Bands: 46-55

700 Bands

The madness continues. For more information, go here.

46. Taco Delivery Monkey.
Yes! Thanks to Blog of Interest!

47. The Evil Goatees.

48. One Inch Pushpins.
Nine Inch Nails cover band. Done like XTC fronting a circus band.

49. Automating Concubine.

50. Relationary Shakedown.

51. No, Canada!
Please note the comma. Don’t want anyone to think we’re dissing an entire country with this one.

52. Wyld Woman Seed.

53. The Band Formerly Known as Cat Stevens.
We cannot guarantee that use of this one will not result in an injunction of some sort.

54. The Pirates of the Accordion.
A Caribbean polka band.

55. Where Have Superpowers Gone?

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700.

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Taco Delivery Monkey is a Great Band Name. I Just Claimed It.

But Blog of Interest gets all the credit. It’ll be on the next 700 Bands post here in a minute.

But think about it. BoI is damn skippy: is there anything not awesome about a monkey riding a dog, hauling ass to bring you semi-Mexican fast food? Hell, to bring you anything? That’s even better than a monkey in a heist. There needs to be a delivery monkey service in all major metropolitan areas. Sort of like Web Van but infinitely more interesting. And hey DeliveryMonkey.com is free. Jump on it.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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700 Bands: 36-45

700 Bands

The madness continues. For more information, go here.

36. Person Place or Thong.
First single: a cover of “Who Let the Dogs Out?”

37. Mares of the Hippodrome.

38. All Boudicca’s Ex-Boyfriends.
One man band.

39. The Fallen Rise of the Roamin’ Umpire.

40. Flight of the Bumbled to Be.

41. Moping With Scissors.

42. Post Traumatic Strauss Disorder.
A Brit band who is under the impression that their schtick was stolen by ELO. Their website is at jefflynneisanarse.com.

43. The Mirror Universe Bugaloos.
Sid & Marty Krofft. But evil.

44. Hodgmaniacal!
This could also be the name of a musical based on Areas of My Expertise. I would love the shit out of that, actually.

45. The Wee Volting Cocks.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. Until we hit 700. (I was a little late this time. Still on opiates.)

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