Your Weekend Justice #197: The Guy Who Bags Your Groceries is Not a Quest Giver

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to send you on a quest… to Dream The Impossible Dream.

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  • Jon and the Porn Router
  • Every 80s film ever
  • Serv trying to be reassuring about porn (failing)
  • Canada Track
  • Jon and the Alien-Blocking Router
  • The NSA discovers Jon’s Routering
  • Man of Steel
  • Technologically advanced civilizations don’t require screens
  • Laurence Fishburne‘s earring
  • Nerves Like Serv
  • Drink report
  • The Weekend Justice Book Club Review
  • Neil Gaiman and The Ocean at the End of the Lane
  • (more…)

    T-Shirts: The Dark Taco is Among You Now and Other News…

    Taco Dinosaur from Seibei in black at last

    Been meaning to post about this for a while now. If there’s one shirt I wear that people ask me where I got it and can they have one…it’s the black Taco Dinosaur from SEIBEI. You’ve probably seen it in at least a couple of Wayhomers. When I saw that shirt, many moons ago, I immediately pinged David over there and said if it was in black, I’d buy one immediately. Well, he agreed to create a one-off and I snagged it with the condition that I tell everybody, no, they can’t have one. So I dutifully told everybody, no, they can’t have one but SEIBEI has plenty of other awesome shirts and go check them out.

    But deep down I knew it was just a matter of time before he came to his senses and made it part of his regular stock. Because let’s face it: the shirt’s so awesome having it in black is about the only way to improve it. So here it is. Make sure you tell him we said hi. Use NEEDCOFFEE as a code when you check out (for this shirt or any of his stuff) and get 10% off your order.

    In other news, Black Taco Dinosaur is a fantastic name for a band. Enough said about that.

    Flux Capacitor Replica: Yet Another Reason to Rob a Bank

    Flux capacitor replica

    This is pretty ri-goddamn-diculous: Entertainment Earth is selling a replica of the Flux Capacitor from Back to the Future.

    Update: Alas, it’s no longer on their website. However, Amazon apparently has one for sale from one of their Used and New folks.

    Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    Reproduced with full light effects and adjustable power settings, the Flux Capacitor replica recreates the 1.21 jigowatt-controlling heart of the De Lorean time machine. Measuring over 16-inches tall x 12-inches wide, each replica features hand-numbering with a matching box, certificate of authenticity and care instructions!

    ETA for these things is May of next year. And yes, they are $275 smackers. But you can expect them to be mounted in geek cars all across the world as soon as they hit.

    P.S. If you are crazy enough to order one of these things, A) we salute you for having more money than us and 2) do it through this link because we get kickbacks! Thanks!


    Back to the Future Ride is Headed for the Past… Permanently

    Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown

    Well, it had to happen eventually. September 3rd is the last time the Back to the Future Ride will run at Universal Studios Hollywood. Instead there’s going to be a “Simpsons Thrill Ride” in its place, set to open next spring. If it’s an Itchy and Scratchy ride where an audience plant gets decapitated, then count us in.

    Fans will apparently get an opportunity to be last ones to ride the Back to the Future attraction and win a DeLorean. So that would ease the grief and loss a bit, I should think.

    Basically to find out how to win the DeLorean, you should go to or you can register at kiosks in the park.