Your Weekend Justice #140: A Harry Bemis For the 21st Century

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sold its soul to Viggo Mortensen years ago. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Country Cow Noisemaker

Agenda:

  • How’s the weather?
  • When are we starting?
  • Hijacking the Rock Lobster!
  • The Three Laws of Sexbotics
  • Attempts to talk Walking Dead
  • Hockey vs. Skyrim
  • Leigh’s Cock Obsession
  • DragonCon costume ideas
  • Podcast playback
  • Finally, Walking Dead!
  • John Carter and sexism
  • Trailers
  • Tintin
  • Fuckin’ Viggo
  • ScottC and therapy
  • Tim Burton‘s The Smurfs
  • Glee and Carrie Fisher
  • Sherlock Holmes 2
  • Black Mirror
  • (more…)

    Solve This: Episode 1.1

    And now for something completely different. Well, not completely different. It’s surprisingly like the pilot episode. But this time it’s a full series. As an early Xmas present, we offer up an entire season of Solve This, the new improvisational panel show and podcast, which will be going up every Tuesday for four episodes. The problems of the world become a canvas for a panel of four experts to fling paint and other mixed media towards.

    Joining me for this episode are, in alphabetical order:

  • Jon Boutelle, CEO of The Unique Geek and Need Coffee’s resident tech guru
  • J.J. Hawkins, host of Mars Needs Podcasts
  • Aaron Poole, former host of Cabin Fever, blogger and keeper of vocabulary
  • Rox of Spazhouse, Need Coffee’s artist in residence and Hobo Queen-in-exile
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    If you have a problem you’d like to have addressed by our panel of experts, send it to solve this at (this domain).

    Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here.

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    Your Weekend Justice #139: Lock This Episode in the Barn and Feed It Chickens

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is bigoted against sexism, sexist against racism, and racist against Speed Racer. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Battle Chasers

    Agenda:

  • Bradley Cooper and why Limitless is a great film
  • Rox, the bodies, and the chocolate coins
  • Happy birthday, Aaron
  • New Year’s Eve creepage or the lack thereof
  • Widge hates everyone
  • ScottC, walker
  • Muppets!
  • Holy shit, it’s Kim!
  • Rox revisits Tintin
  • Rox’s Hugo review
  • Jon’s Dave Grohl happiness
  • Trailers
  • The Rock‘s career
  • Kim’s trailer report
  • Defending Waterworld
  • Whatever happened to Touchstone?
  • Occupy Pornos!
  • Scooter!
  • (more…)

    DragonCon 2011: Make the Bad Men Stop II

    Make the Bad Men Stop II from DragonCon 2011

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    Our bookended panels for DragonCon–our annual Make the Bad Men Stop madness for the X-Track–which began with this post, now ends with this one. It’s the last day of Con, so we were very happy to be A) in a room jam packed with an audience ready to party and 2) they were as loopy as we were. Thanks to Jon and Tuffley (both of them recorded this mayhem).

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    DragonCon 2011: Need Coffee vs. Whoniverse

    Matt Smith as Doctor Who

    No Weekend Justice this week as we’re taking some time off for Turkey Day. But in its place we offer up our annual DragonCon panel for the Brit Media track, Need Coffee vs. Whoniverse. Anything Who-related and it’s in our jurisdiction. Rob Levy’s your host with Aaron Poole, Rox of Spazhouse, Kim and Tuffley starring.

    Major subjects include: the most recent season (by this point, the break had just ended–so we were caught up with “Let’s Kill Hitler”), the inevitable Torchwood bitching, and thoughts about what’s coming next.

    You iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly. Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here.

    To download this episode directly, DragonCon 2011: Need Coffee vs. Whoniverse, then do that thing.

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    Help Me Rox: The Pilot

    Rox: Hobo Queen

    Another pilot episode of another podcast takes to the air, borne by mighty zeppelins piloted by an army of hobos! It’s Help Me Rox, where our own artist in residence, Rox of Spazhouse, takes your calls and cries for advice and counsel…and delivers the goods. Like a steampunk oracle, she bestows wisdom, come hell or even more hell.

    Joining her on this quest to save your ass is co-host Aaron Poole, veteran podcaster and an expert in Irish alternate cinema. Also, the man working as fast as he can, shoveling coal into that thing you shovel coal into–that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.

    They number three–but their fu is mighty. Enjoy this pilot episode. If you want more, you know what to do: retweet this. Facebook it. Google Plus it. Whatever it. And leave comments. Hopefully nice ones. And even better: submit your question! Give the show a call at 888.665.8825 or send it via email to help me rox [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][at] this domain dot com. If you can’t figure out how to translate that into a workng email address, then Rox can help with that too–but you’ll have to use the phone number. Enjoy.

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    You iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly. Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here.

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