Your Weekend Justice #177: Glitter and Our Fists

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that hasn’t found Bigfoot either. So we all have that in common.

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Wooly Willy

Agenda:

  • Jon sings and then becomes Psycho Santa
  • Dissecting the Mini (plus other Apple shenanigans)
  • The $250 Breaking Point
  • Serv gets the points
  • Size matters, mostly, but maybe not
  • Surfacing…or not
  • Taking geek jokes too seriously
  • Leigh on crack (very similar to Leigh, full stop)
  • Kissing from a distance and, naturally, how to abuse it
  • Cats and strip clubs don’t mix
  • Crime and capes
  • Not finding Bigfoot (mostly due to sexism)
  • Professional skunk ape exterminators
  • Universal love of bacon
  • How to screw up a Boston Kreme
  • Walking Dead and why Carl should never go to Rox’s neighborhood (SPOILERS)
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    Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene…usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry.

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    Hulk Hogan: Pastamania!

    Agenda:

  • Eating butter
  • Pulling for Florida and pushing your luck
  • Discounting for friends
  • Leigh, surrendering re: the screme egg
  • Alcohol report
  • Porn cinematography
  • Rox and Leigh gives you porn how-tos
  • The Art Heist
  • Leigh and the glowing rabbit. Either that, or Tourette’s.
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Proportional porn
  • Holliston report
  • A rum primer
  • Serv vs Listserv
  • Spouses who listen to this show (we’re f***ed)
  • Thanksgiving plans
  • We’re not talking about canadian bacon again
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    Your Weekend Justice #175: Tales That Hit the Burger King Drive-Thru Clearance Bar

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to indoctrinate the kids of tomorrow in a club that combines community spirit with the ultimate dissolution of reality as we know it. Combine the Scouts with hobos and get Grant Morrison and Greg Bear to write the novelization while on speed. Then light it on fire. For your own safety. (That in itself is a badge.)

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    Super-Moby Dick of Space

    Agenda:

  • Happy Birthday, Simon
  • Drunken Sasquatches
  • Jon Hawksmoor
  • Streiber vs. Icke
  • Art Bell and the cat story
  • Taken 2
  • Shared Tremors love
  • Pulp action novels. All 3,614 of them.
  • How to invoke Leigh. Not provoke Leigh. Big difference.
  • Leigh’s Florida report
  • Television report
  • Superheroes from the 1980s
  • Roku explanation
  • Angry Birds Everywhere
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
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    Your Weekend Justice #174: How to Pickpocket Pensioners

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to pull out all the VHS tapes where you recorded the TV miniseries of yesteryear and use them to distract your grandmother while we go through her belongings. Tell no one.

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    Kris Kristofferson from Amerika

    Agenda:

  • Batgirl, candy and mistaken racism
  • Driving and then driving some more
  • The rides Leigh should not ride
  • Lanterns and spinning round–things you can’t do past 40
  • Sorry, West Virginia
  • Warehouse 13 (SPOILERS)
  • Fringe (SPOILERS)
  • Jon’s plan for Lucy Liu
  • New Cartoon Network bits
  • Gold Rush in the jungle
  • Name Something Other Than That Tune
  • The Gold All-Stars
  • Pawning weird shit
  • How to film The Lottery
  • Eventually, we talk Boardwalk Empire. Eventually.
  • Sesame Street Zombies
  • Aging the eggs
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    Your Weekend Justice #173: The Applebees Gambit

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to go clubbing with you. But you know…not clubbing-clubbing.

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    Weekend Justice 173

    Agenda:

  • Harry Caray, RIP. Or Yoda. RIP. Or…never mind. No idea.
  • Sneaking in the sports portion of the show
  • Who is surprised that Rox knows hockey? A: No One.
  • Magic for sale
  • Alcohol report
  • It’s called Club what?
  • Tambourining to Faith No More
  • Dishonorable discharges
  • Marvel Max’s Hannah Montana
  • Battlestar Galactica warnings
  • Retro arcade musings
  • DisneyQuest!
  • Pinball machines
  • The Marion, Ohio Commando Gambit
  • Rox vs. the cuckoo clock
  • The Slow Anti-Rat Invasion (Doctor Who SPOILERS)
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Remembering the Art Theatre
  • Porno for the Atari 2600
  • Grading systems, scam we wish we had thought of
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    The Sound Board DragonCon 2012 Special: Eardrum Wasteland

    Eardrum Wasteland

    Recorded at DragonCon 2012, the three of us partnered with the Apocalypse Rising track to come up with this, in essence an hour-long discussion of the post-apocalyptic sub-overarching-genre of music–with plenty in the realm of playlists suggestions as well.

    Please excuse the echoey nature of the chamber we were in as well as the various and sundry table noises we couldn’t get away from because, well, we were seated at the table. And we apologize in advance for any questions you can’t hear. We keep making notes to repeat questions but we have Memento Syndrome.

    Update: Tuffley’s special playlist for the occasion can be found here.

    Your regular Sound Board mayhem will return in October.

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