Nothing. And I mean Nothing. Will prepare you for what I am about to show you. It is the sort of thing if it didn’t exist, we’d be screwed. Because I don’t think anyone could have imagined it otherwise.
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to have seen Boris Karloff play the Narrator in Rocky Horror?
Anyway, now over to Pinhead Classic, Doug Bradley, who read the entirety of Frankenstein. As you may have heard me say before, I freaking love that book. So go over to his YouTube channel to find the rest of it, but for now here’s Part 1.
For tonight’s main event, we have the B-movie slashfest from 1976, Drive-In Massacre. Ludicrous and filled with cheese, the ending will bewilder you. Because it’s quite, quite dated. But we didn’t come here to conserve brain cells, did we? I didn’t think so. Enjoy.