Your Weekend Justice #224: Coffee and the Euphemism Motherlode

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that dares to completely sully the name of its own damn website. Go figure.

Note: Please excuse random and brief noises. Not sure where they came from. Maybe it’s all in my head.

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[ad#rightpost]Agenda:

Why does Agents of SHIELD hate us?

Why Widge isn’t podcasting from a nuclear submarine right now…

How time shares are indicative of a more peaceful world

Immortality is hell on renaissance fairs

Michael Bay and his nothing

The Hobbit vs. Pearl Harbor

Hat Wrangling

Foo Fighters fight crime

God only knows how many people have covered “God Only Knows”

More Agents of SHIELD

Agents of SWORD. Not yet, anyway.

Fantastic F***ed

“Time to reboot the Marvel Universe.” “I rebooted the Marvel Universe.”

Alan Moore and the rage zombies

Laptops in estrus

Check your mic

In defense of Audioslave

J.J.’s Kinky Boots review

Video games sidebar

Tuffley’s guide to viewing Tim Burton

Stephen King’s phantom marriage movie

Yet another Uncle Buck series and other dubious TV ideas

Other Marvel shenanigans and the trouble(s) with Spider-Man

Getting Phuked

The opposite of X-Files

Traffic and pedestrian safety

Football and zombies

Trying to keep miniseries and series under control. Good luck.

Doctor Who

Robin Hood: The Movie(s)

In offense of Man of Steel

Gaiman books into films. Lots of hmm.

How Duran Duran music videos are a lot like horror movies (not really)

Fond memories of Dark Tower (not the books)

Questionable comic book hair

The problem(s) with Gotham

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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