So like many of you, we enjoy playing Cards Against Humanity. It’s horrible, it’s wrong, it’s like Mad Libs reworked by Eli Roth, and it’s terrific fun to watch two generations of a family playing it. (Trust me. Hee-larious.) We have all the expansion packs as well. We even bought the unofficial, unauthorized, uninterested-in-paying-for-your-therapy Crabs Adjust Humidity expansion sets.
Like many of you as well, we can’t help but think of our own cards (and, indeed, blank cards are provided for you to vent your unholy misbegotten spleen upon). I started thinking along the lines of a common theme–comic books, mostly of the Big Two/spandex variety–and once I got started, I couldn’t stop. I’m very sorry. But here’s the result. Feel free to use where and how you see fit.
(Note: Bear in mind, this isn’t meant to be standalone but these would be mixed in with the real decks. So yes, the really bad cards in the existing decks would go with these. Yes, especially the one you’re thinking of right now. Don’t have the games yet? Want to get acquainted with brain bleach? Buy Cards Against Humanity here and Crabs Adjust Humidity here.)
Update: And Doc Ezra showed up to throw a productivity grenade into the room.