Words. No one can consume just one. They’re like Lay’s Potato Chips. But sooner or later, we stick our hands into the potato chip bag of our minds and find nothing but crumbs. Verbal detritus. What knowledge can we snack on in moments like that? Consider Aaron Poole your miracle language caterer. He’s the crafty craft services dude in your brain, feeding you words and sustaining you in your time of need. No need for word fasting, friends. Because Aaron has arrived–and he’s here to bring you knowledge! Knowledge in the form of a new, shiny word! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re trying to compose the perfect ransom note! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We urge you to join Aaron as he runs over the speed bump of ignorance while behind the food truck of knowledge, just so he can bring you the kebab…that is Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.