You don’t have to be a serious poet in order to need some language help. You could be just a guy trying to come up with a dirty limerick. Or maybe you are in a bathroom stall etching a filthy haiku with a pocket knife. It doesn’t matter. We’ve all been there and there’s no shame in it. (Except for you in the bathroom stall. Seriously, dude?) When you are need, fear not: Aaron Poole, Wordsmith General, will ride into your mind on his chariot of vocabulary to bail your ass out of trouble. He is here once more with a new word! For you! Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re tattooing random words onto your pet kakapo! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he flings the pudding that is ignorance onto the lunchroom ceiling tiles of knowledge, using the bendy metal spoon…that is Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.