Sometimes the cat has your tongue. Sometimes it’s a bat. Sometimes, even, it’s a very angry hedgehog. But mostly, it’s a cat. Bored with lying around and coughing up hairballs, it has suddenly decided to mess with your ability to find the right word. But you shouldn’t fear. One man fears no word-hating cats. That man is Aaron Poole. Many is the felinectomy he’s performed on someone. And now he’s offering to inoculate you against such beasts with a Brand New Word. Accept no substitutes! This word is one you can use! In conversation! When you’re skywriting! You can even use it on Twitter and Facebook! And the best part is: this word is free for you to use and share! It is guaranteed DRM-free.
We hope you will join Aaron as he lays siege to the stronghold of your ignorance with the spring-loaded battering ram…that is Language.
Special thanks to PhantomV48 for the closing animation.