Your Weekend Justice #149: Stupid Whores and Cinnamon Buns

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is offensive, morally reprehensible and should definitely not be listened to by impressionable plant life. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Agenda:

Jon, Serv and the Ballad of Sally Ford

Jon is very kind about Widge’s age

For love of Wolverines

An excellent time to go car shopping

The Australian Red Dawn remake

The Walking Dead

The problem with being short a butcher

Menudo digression!

Tolstoy spoilers!

Rox’s drink naming

The Juan Montoya

NASCARcast!

Alcohol report!

Hola, Cumberbatches!

Star Trek and sex

Continuity problems

Angela Lansbury vs. The Cenobites

Oscar report!

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Startling Scott revelations!

The dangers of letting Aaron laugh

Widge vs. Bridesmaids

The dangers of Widge stepping off the podcast to take care of server issues, or the team comes up with terrible Oscar Bait

The dangers of getting so bad that ScottC has to be the voice of reason

Lines that exist, so they must be crossed

The coup d’Serv

Rox shivs someone! Live on air! (Well, no, they just drop off the podcast. But we all know Rox really killed them.)

A special podcast announcement!

Rob on the Oscars!

Cinema moments

Rob fixes cinema!

DragonCon updates

James Bond, a view to making money

Drinking with Martin Landau

Doctor Who rumors

Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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