So Turkey Day is upon us. For our many non-American readers, we always defer to Jim Gaffigan to explain what our holidays are really all about.
But yes, the holiday is about being thankful. But the truth is: it’s mostly about eating. And dealing with family, for good or ill. Mix thinking about eating with geekery and what do you get? Eventually you start thinking about meat that you’ll never be able to get a hold of. That’s right, fictional creatures. Assuming they existed and we could have them with a side of fries, what creatures would I definitely want to sample? Good question.
Here’s nine I came up with, in alphabetical order.
Got an animal you’d like to gnaw on? Share it in the commments.