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Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sets the land speed record for euphemisms with one arm tied behind its back. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Bananaphone

Agenda:

  • Technical issues!
  • The suckline
  • Aaron’s odd sleep patterns
  • Jon and the ongoing problem with almonds
  • TravelCast!
  • Aaron’s odd sex patterns
  • Quandry vs. Situation!
  • How to deal with Best Buy
  • Universal Studios hates blind kids
  • Disney‘s bigass mistake
  • Universal vs. Disney in The Tunnel
  • Invitation for crickets
  • Bridesmaids
  • Aaron and the $600
  • Scott and popcorn abuse
  • Transformers 3
  • Playing out Scott
  • Shia LaBeouf
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Post-camping
  • The proper meaning of a smoking jacket
  • Dear Penthouse: DragonCon weirdness–for kids!
  • The Office
  • Jim Carrey‘s career
  • Whores on Pluto
  • Tom Cruise, John Cusack and more!
  • Deathy Hallows
  • Turntable
  • Aaron rips off Patton Oswalt and the Irish Dane Cook
  • Rock Banana Lobster Phone!
  • Fight Like Apes
  • Crazy white girls
  • Dubious travel tip!
  • Adrien Brody
  • Torchwood U.S.
  • Convenience and stalking
  • Headsup: You can find all of our Recommendations at our Amazon Store. And there’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store. (Recommendations will be updated in a bit. Fear not.)

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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