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Your Weekend Justice #111: The Gum Would Like a Word

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that has a giant checklist, comprised of things you’re not supposed to talk about on podcasts. And it’s working its way down it, one item at a time. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. Or for members of the band The Faint. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Burt Reynolds.  With a puppy.  On a horse.
'I'm on a horse.'

Agenda:

  • ScottC is introduced to the concept of TV on the Radio. And bass. And music, in general.
  • April 20th
  • ScottC, not a Bond girl
  • IMAX webcams?
  • “Old Mac Users”
  • Zombies and hemp
  • The sad lemonade story
  • Of hurricanes and hyperbole
  • Ralph Fiennes
  • Stake Land vs. Skateland
  • The Night Train
  • Paleoclimatology
  • Protecting you from terrorist waves
  • Bill Hicks
  • David Bowie and America
  • The Americanization of Time Fucker!
  • Terrifying transcriptions
  • We heart Paw Paw
  • Don’t do math while driving
  • The Jack Train Chinstrap story
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • The Mind Trapp Family
  • Playing with balls
  • Trailers and Rio
  • X-Men: First Class
  • A Game of Thorn Birds
  • The secret origin of X-Files
  • Your sports update
  • Burt Reynolds & his Museum (Update: no, it’s not dead! YES!)
  • DragonCon justifications
  • Chaka Khan Infusion
  • Rox Helps!
  • Rent Liechtenstein or Sealand or… something
  • Rob vs. Record Store Day
  • RIP: Elisabeth Sladen
  • Rock Lobster!
  • K9!
  • Rob’s Chicken Soup update
  • ScottC’s true secret origin
  • Desecrating children’s books
  • Swordfighting in milk

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

This week's recommendations

If you want to send something to Weekend Justice–say, a Foo Fighters album on vinyl for Jon–address packages to NEEDCOFFEE.COM WEEKEND JUSTICE, 4480-H South Cobb Drive, PMB 394, Smyrna GA USA 30080.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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