Scientific studies we just invented show that if you start your work week with a bit of inexplicable weirdness, then the explicable weirdness you have to endure during the course of the next five days will go smoother. It clears the mind and gets it ready for the impending assault. Trust us on this.
For this week, we’ve gone back to the well that never runs dry: scary-retro PSAs. In this one, join Ro-Revus the talking frog and Nutty the talking squirrel as they warn you about worms. You will learn that back in the day, people used to wreak havoc by taking a leak outdoors. You will also learn the moral of the story: which is to never, ever leave the house. Because worms really want peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.