We return…to the totally factual world of Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. This, a found young adult novel, was brought to the attention of the world by Storm (of Paul and Storm.) And it has set the lit world ablaze like an ant trapped under a magnifying glass on a sunny day.
Never one to shy away from fire–or ants–I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So now we bring you the third part of the saga.
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The previous audio chapter can be found here.
You can find the story thus far here. And for Paul and Storm’s homebase (cafeteria closes at 6pm…and that’s EST) go here.
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My god, that was funny. I nearly lost it at “Hungry for the thirst of knowledge”
This reminds me of Half-Life:Full Life Consequences.So awesome.