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Becherovka vs. Mtn Dew Ultraviolet


  • Super Mario Enforcer Hobos by Rox
  • Arcade Porn?
  • Jon and the Mystery Booze
  • Unicum. No, seriously.
  • Dr. Boutelle and Mr. Service
  • The second shot
  • Eyeshots!
  • Leigh arrives…too late
  • Rox vs. her credit union
  • Jon and his kilt
  • Rox and the legitimate words
  • A fan letter!
  • Jon writes a letter
  • Powering through it
  • Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Air…very briefly
  • Ken, the Evil God of Mittens
  • Where is that mitten?
  • Mitten race!
  • Don’t mention the war!
  • The third shot
  • The fourth shot
  • The Lapmaster!
  • The Return of Flat Stanley
  • More on Leigh’s Kid
  • The View-Master
  • The Land of Bacon
  • Canadian bacon…yes, again
  • The fifth shot
  • Other Nostradamus predictions
  • Tuffley’s Devo moment
  • Lent
  • Church Camp Punk Songs
  • Obligatory Torchwood reference
  • Ken and the Snowman’s Death
  • “Fez on oak.”
  • Artfight!
  • The Rock-afire Explosion
  • Cock Lobster!

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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