Each week we want to give you a little something odd with which to start your week. Just a bit odd–consider it a vaccine against the WTF that your life will steadily become ensnared in as the work week progresses. But today we want to take the opportunity to warn you…against escalators.
I find it amusing that the bit starts with talking about how you can find escalators everywhere “these days.” As though there was a plague of escalators upon the land or something. I also love the “Stand still, stand steady” bit…it’s as though the escalator was a T-Rex from Jurassic Park or something. Ah well.