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The Young Evil Genius Learns Safety

It’s been a while since we have reported on the toddler of technological terror. Joseph has been busy in the lab and the less I know what he’s up to, the less I have to testify to at the Hague. I did hear him say that since he is three years old, he should be able to handle transuranic elements. I figured that instead of getting him the einsteinium he asked for, I would give him this T-shirt from Threadless. It’s never too early to learn about safety.

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