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New Threadless Ninja Shirt is Downright Lethal

Ninja! Heads Will Roll! from Threadless

Threadless hasn’t had a t-shirt that’s knocked me back in a while–but that’s okay, it’s a big world with a lot of people in it who need a variety of t-shirts to clothe their bods. But Threadless does still have the power to make me curse them for not making something available in some form of black variation: namely this one, “Ninja! Heads Will Roll!,” which has the distinction of being the shirt that looks like it’s slitting your freaking throat.

The only thing I might add is that, while this is cool, a true ninja would have at least already been on the back of the shirt by the time the picture on the shirt was “taken.” But still. That’s freaking wicked.

Snag one for yourself here. Oddly…not available in kiddie sizes. Hmm.