Written by: Akiva Goldsman and David Koepp, based on the novel by Dan Brown
Directed by: Ron Howard
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ayelet Zurer, Ewan McGregor, Stellan Skarsgård, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Pierfrancisco Favino
Review: Well, they fixed the hair. And that’s good. But they did well with the rest of it as well, and that’s unexpected. Instead of an overhyped dissapointment, this one seems to be the unholy union of National Treasure with the first movie. Which occured in a meat grinder. That was on fire.
Also, Anti-Matter! Yay!
Time: 13 seconds
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Tank god they fixed the hair. Unlike pretty
actresses who want to play ugly women, Nick and Tom are engaged in a contest of who can in play the character with the worst hair, thinking that this will give them the “Average Joe Cred”