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Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest of Hex (Brolin), a scarred bounty hunter tracking a voodoo practitioner (Malkovich) who wants to raise an army of undead to liberate the South.
I dunno, I like pretty much everything about that. Hex starts production next month and is directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who!). As for Fathom, the film is in the scribe stages, with Jordan Mechner (Prince of Persia) tapped. The article points out that luckily, Fox will be in the Transformers sequel, giving us something nice to look at, since robots kicking ass appears to be third or fourth on the list of the filmmakers’ agenda. Fools.