Behold this hilariously awful commercial for Folgers instant coffee.
Direct link for the feedreaders. Found via The Consumerist.
That’s right, ladies, back in the day there was nothing that kept your husband from screwing one of those trollops at work quite like Folgers instant coffee.
Also, I can’t help but think that he didn’t kiss her goodbye to begin with because coffee breath can be…well, rather off-putting. Another one of these gems after the break.
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To try and give equal time, here’s a household where the guy makes the coffee. Not because he’s good at it, but because Maxwell House instant coffee is moron-proof. So even he can use “flavor buds” to work a miracle.
Direct link for the feedreaders.
Notice how he did a double take at the camera? He’s making a commercial and yet still surprised that we, the audience, are there.
Also…did you catch the back of his hands when he pointed at the stars on the top of the container? Hairy as hell. Lycanthropy will tear apart a marriage even worse than bad coffee will.
Okay, those are SUPER! Us coffee-maniacs come from a long like of jerks and freaks. Good stuff, good stuff.
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