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Uh-Oh! Santa’s Stuck!

That’s right! Santa appears to be stuck in the chimney–his feet dangling down into the fireplace! Whatever shall we do?

Uh-Oh!  Santa's Stuck!

Gnaw off his head first, naturally, so we can end his suffering. Then we split the toys amongst us. Who’s with me?