If they do, they will buy this for their next gift-giving occasion. The only thing more of an affront than this would be them punching your mother in the mouth. With your fist.
Not even Salieri would have bought Mozart one of these. That’s how bad it is.
Even Dindrane would kill the frog. That’s how bad it is.
Direct link for the feedreaders. Found by Ken, who is probably buying me one right now.