This Just In From the Large Hadron Collider…

Actually, no news yet. Although if you watch the following rap video, you might wish for a small black hole to render you (and possibly the planet) into oblivion.

Keep watching this site for updates:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Update: The scientists are racing protons around the inside of the thing like you used to do with slot cars.

Another Update: Cthulhu bless the people at Reddit.