Actually, no news yet. Although if you watch the following rap video, you might wish for a small black hole to render you (and possibly the planet) into oblivion.
Keep watching this site for updates: http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Direct link for the feedreaders.
Update: The scientists are racing protons around the inside of the thing like you used to do with slot cars.
Another Update: Cthulhu bless the people at Reddit.
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