So this post over at Curious Expeditions where they mention their Flickr set that includes a trip to the Salzburg Marionettemuseum. And just looking at the “disembodied puppet hands” plus the heads of the various marionettes pictured above–they’re just inherently creepy, aren’t they? I started thinking about why these damn things are so creepy–what separates the Muppets from, you know, this:
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I mean apart from Anthony Hopkins speaking in what seems to be a perpetually high voice throughout. Is it because they look like little people? Or is it because they look like little plastic people? Because if just looking like people was scary, Statler and Waldorf would scare the shit out of everybody. Maybe it’s because they are so obviously made of something that’s hard and unyielding like wood or plastic. Here’s a decent listing of evil doll movies that I found.
It doesn’t matter how innocent they look, even. In fact, that just makes it worse. Check out this Shirley Temple doll: positively terrifying. Although I think I’m more disturbed at the prospect of her feeling so real. It’s like a preteen House of Wax or something.
Anybody else have any ideas? Or experiences with strange dolls? Everyone’s welcome to answer except ScottC.
Update: Paul and Storm have reminded us that they, too, are dolls as well.
This is of course the Paul and Storm Action! Pack!, which was sold during their hit animated series “Paul and Storm’s Mystery Hour of Power” that aired from 1992 to 1996. Over the course of the show they fought crime, saved kittens from trees, sang songs and also, in a two-parter, kept an evil doppelganger of the city of Cleveland from drowning the eastern half of North America in lemon meringue. You can still find this series on bootleg DVDs at fine conventions everywhere.[/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]