That’s right. Once you hit play, it’s like The Ring. Something terrible will happen to you within twenty-fours of watching this. Me? I got a nose bleed and the blood was purple. So. You’ve been warned.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

What you should do, if you want to be a bastard, is make this a Satanic Rickrolling. Send it to somebody with a description of a video that everybody would want to see, like “Aishwarya Rai Bikini Bonanza” or “George Lucas Was Kidding–Real Indy 4 Movie Here” or, for the seriously cultured, “James Earl Jones and Ken Nordine Spoken Word Duel!” Or you could just send them this URL:

Found via The Inferior 4+1.

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