Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) – 27 Second Review

Written by: David Koepp, based on a story by George Lucas and Jeff Nathanson, which was in turn based on characters created by George Lucas and Philip Kaufman
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray Winstone

Review: I sprained my penis once….

This is worse.

Time: 6 seconds (due to painful reflective pause)

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