The traditional symbol of courage to the ancient Celts, wild boars have now proven their worth to Homo sapiens law officers. After ramming into cops at full speed, a car thief temporarily escaped the mere human police and fled into a dark forest. Luckily for human laws, a family of wild boar was around; the thief encountered these lovers of justice, who held him at bay until the conventional, primate police arrived to rescue and arrest him.
A spokespig for the Germanic Susian tribes issued the following statement: “We are pleased to participate in a cross-species search for justice; the thief in question, however, should be reminded that second offenders are issued the death penalty.”
The original story can be found here. Image source.
[ad#shortpost]
