This is unusual. Usually the dinosaurs go to Dindrane‘s office to sign up for the Glorious Revolution or Siege‘s armory and BBQ shack to get outfitted with lasers. I was about to point him in the right direction when he said “Hello. I was told to talk to you about my website.”

Again, a little strange, but you get used to strange working around here. “All right, tell me about your website.”

It’s called The greatest website that a t-rex’s fingers can make. Paying tribute to nostalgia, trivia, and the obscure. Oh yeah, and eating humans. A place for me to write about the things I’m most passionate about: nostalgia from the 80s/90s, trivia I’ve collected over the years, and obscure pop-culture. If I was ever obsessed with it or found it funny at some point in my life I will probably write about it. I love trivia, old ads, old movies, old cartoons, bad movies, LucasArts adventure games, Cthulhu mythos… eh, just read the site.

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I smirked. “Sounds familiar.”

“Well that’s why I came to you and see if you would mention me on Needcoffee. I’m just starting out and I’m trying to get my name out there with like minded people. So I talked to Widge and he said to talk to you.”

I was confused. “Me? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind helping you out, but why me?”

“I don’t know. I just showed Widge my first post, and he said ‘Talk to Scott'”

“What’s your first post?”

“5 Famous Authors and Why They Were Perverts”

Everything became clear.

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