Okay, so ThinkGeek is selling the officially licensed Indiana Jones hat. Why is this hat different from other hats that might look and feel a lot like it? ThinkGeek sez:
Of course, as everybody knows, we don’t need another hero. But you could use another wicked hat. To buy yours, go here. After all, you can thumb your nose at all those wool felt hatters on opening night of Crystal Skull. In fact, feel free to call them that. I’d like “wool felt hatters” to enter the vocabulary as a derogatory term.