Ministry Bulletin: If You Thought Blue Velvet Was Kinky….

… you haven’t seen Isabella Rossellini go green. No, not another PSA on Environmentalism, but Green Porno.

Why would an award winning actress like Rossellini want to make shorts about bug fucking? One of the reasons she gives is

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She, along with the Sundance Channel, has created several short films demonstrating how insects can get just as kinky as the mammals. Not only does she participate in the directing and writing, she even stars as the animal in question with elaborate costumes and puppetry. We’re talking rampant promiscuity, hot shemale action, violent rape and sadomasochism, and even snuff. We should warn you, while these videos are about nature and aren’t technically “pornographic”, having your boss hear Rossellini say “… in the 69 position” may not be in your best interests. Use caution.

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