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Owl Pilot Operative Captured!

Attention all Glorious Revolutionaries:

This is not a drill. One of our precious, smallest operatives has been captured! During a routine jet flying exercise, screech owl Eduardo “Mad Bomber” Megascops was found and apprehended by sailors aboard the USS Harry Truman. The sailors claim that they captured our Operative for the safety of their own pilots, who apparently would have shat themselves at the mere sight of him.

Take heart, Revolutionaries! Clearly, we are striking deep into the primal fear centers of our enemies, and “Mad Bomber” Megascops will be safe within our Center very soon!

Prime linkage with incriminating photos.