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Winning Descends Upon You

The January Mystery Box is going out to Desiree Muller of Florida.

The McCartney Contest winner is Craig Hall of Vermont.

And the Ultimate Nascar winners are Dave Osborn of Missouri, Ernest Whitman of Florida and Kelli Jones of Oklahoma.

Kazang! They have won. Are you them? No? Then keep entering contests until you are them. Well, until you’re like them. I’m sure you probably like being you. I hope so, anyway.

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