Written by: John Logan, based on the musical by Stephen Sondheim
Directed by: Tim Burton
Starring: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall, Sacha Baron Cohen, Jamie Campbell Bower, Laura Michelle Kelly, Jayne Wisener, Ed Sanders
Review: Rarely will you ever hear me say that a movie could do with less blood, but the sadism kind of took away from the artistic aspect. Not that sadism isn’t an art form, just not a musical one. Other than that, you get the perfect combination of music, murder, cannibalism, and pedophilia. And you don’t even have to go to the Neverland Ranch (allegedly!) to get it.
Time: 14 seconds