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And There’s a Creepy (Paper) Doll…

Jonathan Coulton Paper Doll by Jason Norman

While it amuses us that somebody (in this case, Jason Norman) created a Jonathan Coulton paper doll that you can dress up like the squid from “I Crush Everything” and the Evil MechaSanta from “Chiron Beta Prime,” was it really necessary to create as well a leather muscleman outfit?

I mean, Jason, come on, you gave the Santa spiky nipples! Three out of the four ways paper doll Coulton can be dressed…involve nipples! This makes you the Joel Schumacher of paper dolls!

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